dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

westside walk

When a heavily muscled person, especially one that uses anabolic steroids, pinches their upper back together, spreads out their arms, and kicks their legs out to the side as they walk (usually on the balls of their feet).

Ronald: "Damn. That guys is yoked."
Ritchie: "Which one?"
Ronald: "The one over there doing the Westside Walk."

by Big-Gary December 27, 2015

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Teacher Walk

The fast walk of a teacher characterized with clicking heels on a long stretch of hallway, especially in a school setting.

The new teacher quickly developed the teacher walk as she hurried from one place to another.

by Raisinbran January 6, 2017

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011