Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

$lomo$age

A Street Nigga Out Tha Northwest. Known For Trickin Bitches Into Making Him Cash On Only Fans. Makes Bando Tunes.

Person 1: “I heard that nigga $lomo$age made a new song”

Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”

by 203Rastaman January 4, 2021

Coming of age

The age you have being in Childhood

I have came the Coming of age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Age

Age is just a number

"Gimme your age"

by Simon Lum August 14, 2018

$age

notorious discord user known for doxxing, developing & extorting people.

$age is a scary dude.

by kilkanmen June 3, 2023

age

a sexy man who loves watching DPChew and SneepGG, (a White kid who took roids to make his voice deeper in an attempt to pull bitches.... it didnt work. The kid also watches dps vods before he goes to sleep because hes horny)

CC: Hey Age are we planning on going to the movies tonight?

Age: sorry I have to watch sneep and endure his fetish with sommerset

by SneepSyndrome April 28, 2021

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017