100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
Get the Joshua Waynemug. by Bully Wayner February 24, 2022
Get the Bully Waynemug. 
(n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
Get the John Wayne Maybemug. 
smelly place filled with a bunch of spoiled whores. dykes run around the place looking for other lesbo bitches. these spoiled high class hoes think theyre the shit when in reality, most of them have daddy issues. the boys there arent even men, most of there balls havent even dropped and the max theyre packing is 3 fucking inches. the boys treat the girls like shit and act like theyre batman. its immature. ur in highschool, grow the fuck up. the teachers there are all pedophiles and want to get into there students pants. this includes mr grogaard, mr krauze, and mr porta. these men are all disgusting and stare and manipulate theyre girl students. have you heard what happened last year? a senior girl went to her pedophile teachers house to "babysit" his kids when in reality they were getting in on in his bedroom! she wasnt using him for a better grade, she just couldnt pull any bitches so she went and fucked a 50 year old man instead.
person 1: oh u go to wayne hills hs? *spits on them*
person 2: what!!!?????
person 1: fuck u and fuck ur middle class school
person 2: what!!!?????
person 1: fuck u and fuck ur middle class school
by fuckhoes$4206969 January 16, 2024
Get the wayne hills hsmug. by Barry Mc Cockinhim February 13, 2022
Get the Jimmy waynemug.