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National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun
by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019
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National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made
Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar
by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day will be taking place on the 4th of October.

Get ready for your ass to be grabbed.

Boys can grab girls asses and Girls can grab boys asses.
Jay walks past Lucy and grabbed that ass cuz it’s National Grab Ass Day.
by MrInternational October 3, 2019
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National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.
Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."
by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021
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National vibe day

The day everyone is supposed to vibe March 31
Guy 1:Yo did you know it's national vibe day
Guy 2 : really let's vibe
by CL_Duckie March 26, 2020
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When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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