Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021

Chili Dog

The act of a person, after having anal sex, shitting on the mans dick (hense the name).

Tom: So what'd you do this weekend?
Jack: I gave my boyfriend a chili dog.
Tom: Oh, ew.

by socalli August 5, 2012

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

dog

woof woof

I dont like dogs the poo everywhere and woof all the time

by bulder May 15, 2021

Dog fire

A girl who dresses like they live in the early 2000s and they don’t have any real friends

Look there is Dog fire thinking she is so damn cool

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021

Jade dog

Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog”

Oi your such a jade dog

by Angry mum August 14, 2020