Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

get shashanked

to get trolled or burglarized by a business major that talks like a frat dude

Man 1: Yo that dweeb just stole my chinchilla!

Man 2: Damn that's crazy. Get shashanked!

poop

by Preppygrls365 October 4, 2023

Getting Siggy

Preforming lovemaking with at least one of a variety of Freudian Twists

Guy 1: “Aw man me and my dad were getting siggy with it last night after mom fell asleep”
Guy 2: “Did your sister join too?”

by Upside down moose July 6, 2022

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

Get you a block

somebody help me out with this one.. lol the O.G. said he could get me a block .. and i just kinda was like .. wym? Then i copped and bounced. Never found out what he meant.

"Nigga i can't believe i'm on urban dictionary tryna figure out with this man meant when he said he could get me a block". What does get you a block mean? and that's the definition of get you a block.

by Dro_Rose December 24, 2023