Baby shakes

A shortcut version of saying "baby shake syndrome" which is when you violently shake a baby, or person.

Did you just give me the baby shakes?

by Sammyexplosion August 3, 2021

Goo goo babies

Baby talking with your partner or another person cause you like being babied

Bf: “Can we do goo goo babies”

Gf: “Of course my baby, mommy’s here”

by me0w_13 August 9, 2025

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

Bag baby

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag

Your nothing but a dirty bag baby

by Servanteous December 28, 2018

baby peach head

strawberry blonde hair that your have grown out of that you had when you were little

i was a baby peach head

by pseudonym586565 February 25, 2021

Blush Baby

A blush baby is someone who easily gets flustered.

Person 1: You look really good today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: Wow, you're a blush baby!

by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021