butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

butt thugging asshole

someone you really really hate

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

Butt-grissle

The little turd that’s left behind on your butt and no matter how much you wipe there’s still poop .

No matter how much I wiped that butt-grissle was still there.

by Fartgoblinxo January 2, 2025

you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain

When you swear as a child.

Get off me you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain!!!!!!!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Butt hat

Another way to say underpants

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.

by Shannon dinges September 12, 2020

Pre-Butt

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-butt moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-butt moment.

by Sonny Saint April 18, 2020

Butt

The thing on your back that a boy named Gage has a lot of. He literally hogs all the butt and doesn't share it with anyone else

See Gage over there? He took all the butt...

by Spanky48 April 13, 2022