cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

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if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

by lp2323 July 19, 2014

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two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

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An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.

Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

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Suck my cock bitch

guy: nerd
guy 2: suck my cock bitch

by Suck my cock February 1, 2021

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The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock

The most sacred object of all time

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In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

by Chadeaux December 27, 2021

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