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National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.
"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"
by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021
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National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

Bandage93 is a cute handsome man. He deserves his own day! This day will be celebrated on September 11th at 8 am! Thank you!
"Oh man, its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day, lets celebrate!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"
by Bandage93 March 22, 2025
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On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.
*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.
by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025
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National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023
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National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day

Dont forget about National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day on July 28th beat tf outta her bro
by Dracccc July 24, 2025
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National Beanous day

National Beanous day is celebrated on the 5th December every year.
It celebrates the footballer Gabriel Jesus and what he has done to be with the higher performance.
Me: “What are you doing for national Beanous day this year”
Friend: “nothing
Me: *cries in higher performance*
by 63dcw December 5, 2021
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National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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