march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

March 17

Annoy your best friend or sibling

It’s March 17th so I have to annoy my best friend or sibling

by Mlcg1 March 16, 2022

march 5

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

by baebae432 January 24, 2020

march 18

the day you get to tell your girlfriend to do something and she has to

me:hey janie will you come to hobbs for the weekend

janie:no

me:look what day it is march 18
janie:ughh fine

by frane124 March 18, 2021

March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021

march 12

this is the day where the coolest people are born. they are usually left-handed and are very intelligent. they can do lots of things.

kate: hey it’s march 12
nathan: yeah i know it’s my birthday

kate: yeah that’s cause you’re the best

by camcamlover December 03, 2020