to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
Get the Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gatemug. Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023
Get the Better Homes and Gardensmug. by Drooty December 16, 2015
Get the Enchanted adventure gardenmug. A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021
Get the garden scapesmug. Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
by BossJ August 2, 2020
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