the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy

Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )

by wack_1 November 17, 2021

sophie is the best

Sophie is just the best person ever she is really pretty and has LOADS of friends.

whos the best
SOPHIE IS THE BEST

by Sophie Middleton November 8, 2020

Best Buy

An electronics store that always is a step ahead of the competirion including Amazon. Can help consumers rebuild credit through offering 6-24 month no financing credit cards while also earning rewards for gratitude from repeat/regular shoppers. The one last large electronic retailer survived by training employees vigourously in their respective departments while also expecting all employees to understand products from every department. Providing expert service in their department, a successful employee will exceed in fulfilling a customers complete needs in one shopping experience. An employee may offer a more expensive HDMI cable not because they work on commission, which they don't, but because a 4k HDMI cable will be more compatible when buying a 4k TV instead of the consumer believing they are being upsold because they think the $20 non 4k HDMI cable made from b-parts will give them an equal viewing experience. In truth they will end up returning to the store blaming their sales consultant and the company as a whole because they refused to take thirty seconds to sign up for a rewards card and think they can return products without a receipt. In that sense most customers don't understand current fraudulent scams in which a degenerate steals the cable and comes to return the cable without a receipt since they did not have one in the first place.

An amazing best buy mobile specialist corrected errors made by the corporate mobile phone store employees in their rush to grab their commission. Next time I will be sure to return to best buy to upgrade my phone since they get their bonuses based on their ratings in customer satisfaction surveys and all the better promotions they offer over my corporate mobile store.

I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!

by gdub genius June 27, 2016

Best mate

Best mate is essentially the better version of a best friend best mate is the best relationship u can have with someone.

Hey have u met my friend jazz she's my best mate.

by Nicool105 November 24, 2021

Best Fish

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world

Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?

by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011

Best friends

Ur so pretty and your body is a cute shape and you never switched up , this is why I love you ❤️😩 send this to 10 girls or karma starts now. HAPPY SISTERS DAY ❤️ in 60 mins something will make you happy 😃 but gotta tell 10 sisters blood or not!Hope I get one back 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘illy . Just copy and paste

Me:I’m ulgy
Best friends:your Beautiful don’t change your self

by Reeeee and yeeeet and meh!!! November 30, 2019

Best Friend

The person in you'r life whom always has you'r back, and you always have theirs. In good times and even more so in bad times.

bf1; "dang I am so broke this week, I don't even have gas money."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."

by allieAnn94 May 14, 2015