by Geebo9011 February 06, 2020
A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).
Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020
by Breezybabie February 21, 2022
by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024
Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt
You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.
by QuiteRadical August 06, 2023
Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.
So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.
by MinxaMinx January 29, 2011
One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024