Humanoid Rabbit

So we, Bella, Aaron and me decided to go camping, Bella collected the sticks, I was collecting the rocks and Aaron was making the tents, I got back to the camping site basically,
We were waiting for Bella
But soon, We heard Bella scream “HELP ME!”
Aaron said “W-What’s going on?”
I said “CANT YOU SEE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BELLA, SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT SCARED AARON”
Aaron said “What if she’s in danger?”
I said “I DONT CARE, WE SHOULD FIND HER”
We went outside of the forest were we heard Bella, But she wasn’t there
We then heard a voice of Bella saying she was ok and was just joking
Aaron said “How could it be a joke? She scared you and me so badly so it’s not Bella!”
I said “Yea…She‘s Definitely an alternate version of Bella”
Aaron said “ Your still addicted to Analog Horror?”
I said “YES”
We went to the camping site, And she was not there right?
But when we left the camping site, This monster that was the size of a human, It was a rabbit like human?, A Humanoid Rabbit!
It mimicked Bella’s voice
We ran fast as we could to the car and Aaron was able to get a picture of That Rabbit thingy

Don’t worry I just made this story, it’s not real lol.
by The Humanoid Rabbit February 13, 2024
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fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”
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Chasing the Rabbit

A term used to describe getting distracted or outright losing track of reality- often in reference to drug use, but also a term used sometimes by mentally ill people to describe a dissociative episode or the feeling of slipping into a flashback related to PTSD.
"At first, I knew it wasn't real, but I couldn't help chasing the rabbit."
by Consulting detective December 29, 2022
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Trojan rabbit

Like a trojan horse, except a rabbit.
Not everybody was in town when a few of the Greeks came bearing the Trojan rabbit, since at least a few of the people that weren't there wouldn't accept a Trojan rabbit if they had been there.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
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devious rabbit

a person who smacks their hands together in sneaky activity. you may only rub your hands together after the slap in a hand washing method.
devious rabbit: acting mysterious
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A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.
The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
by DeBen October 22, 2013
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Under rabbit

So the game works like this:

Top dogs
Under dogs
Top rabbits
… and then there are under rabbits.
Dam, lost that chess game in under rabbit style
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