marios

marios is a really nice person that can fuck every girl in this planet.

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him like a magnet and starts licking his dick.

He’s triaxial DICK can go at least 4 women at the same time

ex. yesterday marios was at her friend for movie&pizza, BUT at the end he end up fucking her, and her mom

by multidickman November 20, 2021

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

mario and spongebob

mario and spongebob means to rape and then brutally murder someone to then dispose of their body is a river

mario: itsa me mario

spongebob: mario and spongebob

by wethenigas427 March 25, 2023

Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!

GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih

by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023

Mario

A cheating bastard who keeps drunkenly fighting with peach over an affair with daisy

Peach: "MARIO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!?"
Mario: "its a me mario"

by therealestoforeos August 5, 2025

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022