luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 March 25, 2018

Luke Holland

The one 17 year old boy who doesnt like to get touched, hugged, anything done to him and a little c**t

Luke Holland Being Defined

Sometimes a dick and hates everything

by Real_Name3939 February 08, 2018

Luke Brennan

Someone who Likes to pet big red dogs, is a fan of beastiality, addicted to nicotine, sniff hair, wears jean jackets and baseball pants and thinks it is dope, says dope and yo and bet and pititful alot. Sucks at 2k, fake yankee fan, thinks every girl likes him, does his hair before bed, wears one earring, "isnt gay", is a lightweight, to fuck his/her cousin or roommate, has to split up friend groups 50/50, only take mirror at the gym, sucks at basketball, think Drose is good, have a small penis, and most of all DEFINITELY IS NOT GAYYYY.

God, I just Luke Brennan'ed that girl.

Damn, i feel like Luke Brennan down under.

by Pussyslayer75 October 15, 2019

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 07, 2019

Luke Pedreschi

Luke is a saints name and pedreschi its a Italian surname

Luke pedreschi

by Realfacts111 October 14, 2020

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022