Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Jia Tan

The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught

"Jia Tan backdoored an another piece of open-source software once again"

by hn1f July 1, 2024

Tan jiunn hung

An Absolute machine in drinking, his drinking has no bounds.

I don’t ever want to drink with A Tan jiunn Hung again

by DYKW August 14, 2024

Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Caitlin tan

She’s an amazing individual that has the ability to just swim the 100 fly quite effectively. Like holy shit when u have the opportunity to watch her swim. You just have to take the opportunity by the balls and watch her.

Have you seen Caitlin tan? Caitlin tan is amazing

Caitlin tan: person that swims

by LmaoUwish November 6, 2022

grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023