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small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018
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small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.
He was a small town wonder will big dreams.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017
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small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.
by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023
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Small Penis Syndrome

Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.

Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.
"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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small but gentle cheeks

a person i once know stated that he was going to clap them small but gentle cheeks so i wanted to share it with you all
"look at her small but gentle cheeks"
"bro how do you know they are small but gentle"
" i don't f*ckin know"
by bloodhero November 19, 2018
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small dick energy

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend
by Yruey March 20, 2023
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kabza de small

The greatest Amapiano producer ever. An inspiration to many and he is undeniably on his own level.

Other names: Papta, Msholozi, Bra Small and Kabelo Petrus Motha(real name).
Uyamazi uMsholozi?
Yeah ngyamazi usho umfo kaMotha u Kabza De Small?
Yeah yinja kabi leyo.
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