by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011
Get the slalum skiingmug. The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.
*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"
by J Cooling March 14, 2024
Get the Hinckley Ski Mask Manmug. (ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
Get the SKIS IN JEANSmug. When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
Get the Ski jumpmug. 
by punxneedpie January 28, 2018
Get the ski ticketsmug. When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.
Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
Get the skiing in londonmug.