shittypalm

when you dont have toilt paper in the bathroom and have to wipe with your hand

i was over at a friends house and had to shittypalm

by dabombshizzle August 9, 2010

Shittyville

A town or place where there isn't much happening, no hope for creating a good life for yourself there, no future employment or education opportunity, nothing going on.

I used to live in Shittyville until I moved to a better town and got a job.

by Shittyville January 13, 2011

sittin' ho

Sitting in the middle seat in the back seat of a car. This is a softer, less abrasive way to describe this than using the term "sittin' bitch."

Passenger 1: Car's full, James. Looks like you'll be sittin' ho.

James: Those are the breaks, Passenger 1, but thank you for substituting the term "ho" for the term "bitch." I feel much less emasculated. You are a king among men.

by JiveTimeTurkey April 22, 2011

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Shitty-ation

Shitty situation.

This is why I don't date girls, because i always it always ends up in a shitty-ation. Bitch be trippin'.

by DyldoBaggins September 8, 2012

Shitty feedback loop

When a specialized system of thought becomes motivated by individual gain creating individual analysis and terminology that is false. In time, the systems exclusive terminology denies creative diversity locking it into a perpetual decline until system death.

I tried living in the United States last year, but damn, I couldn't secure my families basic needs because all jobs that pay a living wage require me to give up my cultural beliefs; the US is in a shitty feedback loop.

by doubledutchwindmill November 1, 2013