Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018
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by uridiotfriendalex May 6, 2019
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Shrek, if you’re reading this CALL THE POLICE!!!!! There is a creepy stalker with the name of Cassidy who will KIDNAP YOU Because she has an extremely unhealthy obsession with you
Be careful Shrek
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."
by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025
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