Me in ten freaking years

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.

God. That will be me in Ten freaking years

by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019

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Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

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ten minute break

when you want leave somewhere or get off the phone to pleasure yourself you tell the person you’re talking to your gonna take a ten minute break.

sally: “yo imma go take a ten minute break can i call you back?” sam: “yeah ok”

by tyrik101 May 17, 2020

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Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney March 09, 2016

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