1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
Get the Old Jorismug. The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
Get the Divorced Oldmug. Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.
CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?
by FinskiForever April 29, 2012
Get the the old Wamsuttasmug. by Jesus1212 October 9, 2008
Get the The Old Abendmug. by pp<3 August 17, 2023
Get the Old Manmug. Old ladies that are horny
by anonymous May 2, 2020
Get the Old slimersmug. by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017
Get the old saggotmug.