Feisty onion

When someone is being a tad cheeky and making you cry. These are people who are many layered in their levels of meanness and pettiness

Well damn she's being a feisty onion today . We should just call her that permanently

by Priprixx December 11, 2016

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 14, 2015

What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"

What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!

by JustJonnika December 04, 2024

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 08, 2018

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 July 08, 2013