Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.

Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.

by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021

Natures Holiday

It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.

Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.

by Johnny Silverhand April 16, 2024

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by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021

Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

Nature's peace

Nature's peace is another way of saying something or someone is rad, cool, lame, awesome etc.

Wow, Chandler is totally nature's peace.

by Loneperson September 29, 2022

nature fucking

Having sex with your partner to become closer with each other and nature.

Bill: hey Linda tensions have been high lately, maybe we could take a trip and go nature fucking.

by Detroit Derrick June 27, 2016

Nature-dump

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.

Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.

by John Rechtman September 24, 2015