If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.
Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Naturemug. The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the happy naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline on their hornets nest, trying to blow it up.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the naturalsmug. The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022
Get the Natural hat trickmug. Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef
by Dr Dodson February 18, 2020
Get the natural beefmug. A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.
Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.
by John Rechtman September 24, 2015
Get the Nature-dumpmug. by Detroit Derrick June 27, 2016
Get the nature fuckingmug. by Loneperson September 29, 2022
Get the Nature's peacemug.