Cookie McDonald

6 foot 5 240 upcoming professional pornstar. On his way to dominating Jonny Sinns. Body count, whatever he wants. Overall big baller at Montgomery high school

Damn cookie McDonald fucked my girl, sister, mom, and grandma at the same time.

by Sarms goblin November 16, 2021

Mcdonalds

They're icecream machine is broken all the fucking time.

Sir this is a Mcdonalds

by Trixie_420 October 4, 2021

Mcdonalds

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.

I ate McDonalds for years and i am now 890 pounds

by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021

McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries

Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*

by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

McDonald's Peen

McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's

All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh

She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen

by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021

McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter

Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021