Laying The Epipe

having sexual intercourse with a girl on the internet

i love laying the epipe to this girl

by zapheil May 30, 2022

lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)

After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.

by Mr Professor October 25, 2013

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 20, 2024

Darriel Lai

Bad at jokes a dumb ass and very annoying

Darriel Lai please go away

by Nokids neverkids October 01, 2018

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 07, 2015

lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 September 21, 2015

Lays down

Laugh at yourself dude or win nothing

Be a man dude and lays down

by Tethedonn December 29, 2021