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La Flame

Travis Scott: La Flame says "let your ambition carry you"
by FRESH DUMBLEDORE May 16, 2017
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Jonesville, LA

If you aren’t an old racist white man, young broke black man, or just a complete fucktard, you don’t belong there.

The drugs are fire though.
Jonesville, LA is the worst place you could possibly want to go. It sucks ass.
by Boneless boi 2 November 8, 2017
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la bolita

LA BOLITA is when you make a pass in fifa that helps you to score goals
LA BOLITA can ruin your friendship if you make it
El es un negro de mierda me hizo La Bolita
by El Tini March 2, 2018
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la-sha

a female who was unfortunate enough to have her parents name her la-sha (pronounced 'la dash uh)' instead of ladasha
wow, look at la-sha over there. she's killin it
by thebiggestofbigbois May 11, 2018
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La figuration

The act of being , pushed away by someone who thinks highly of themselves(but usually ain't squat)
She expressed a serious form of la figuration when we were in school but when she saw the stacks she make sober.
by NAPONORM January 24, 2018
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la spaluto

The most well endowed redhead sicilians to come to Brooklyn and settle in middleburgh ny
Can't be a freak in the burgh. .unless you're a la spaluto
by DA3MθN January 24, 2017
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
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