hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.
“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022
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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
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Jose Demetrius Darquavion

Jose Demetrius Darquavion is a border hoping tequila drinking taco eating man

He has a massive PP at the length of 2,5 inchs
Jose Demetrius Darquavion has slept with your mother, your sister, your father, your brother, your uncle, your auntie, your cousins
Don't disrespect THE Jose Demetrius Darquavion
Jose Demetrius Darquavion is Soooooooooo Hot
by JoseTheGoofyMan April 06, 2023
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Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
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jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival
I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.
by stantwitterdefinitions June 07, 2022
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Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.
Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.
by Hahabitch68 February 16, 2019
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