jonathan

sexy ass motherfucker with a ginormous dick.

jonathan is the sexiest nigga in the world

by themaskednigro March 14, 2022

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.

Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”

by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

jonathan kischuck

Jonathan.. also known as a cooler. Lives his life on a farm breeding with chickens. Some of the locals call him a chicken Fu*ker

Hey you look like you fuck chickens; Chicken Fucker ( jonathan Kischuck )

by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023

Jonathan

Real ass nigga standing on business don’t fw him

That nigga Jonathan real asf realest mf on planet earth

by Chris vargas November 21, 2023