grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

grass gang

A group of people, usually at a high school, who are known for smoking weed.

"Jimmy is my friend, but all he does is smoke weed and act like a dumbass all the time. He's in the grass gang afterall."

by m&m moe June 12, 2014

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021