ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much

Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker

by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Brother Fucker

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain

That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker

by Union1 January 24, 2019

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

camel fucker

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.

That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs

dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew

by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010

Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003