Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

Salt the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

While traditionally intended to refer to someone who is genuine, trustworthy, and of great worth or reliability more accurately describes one who is nothing but a toxic individual.

I noticed having you in my life was to salt the earth

by Truthsepeaker December 8, 2025

Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture

John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi

by zbdeal February 15, 2022

earth

flat.

"earth is flat"
"hahahaha... wait ur serious?"

by some white millenial January 16, 2018

Earth

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

Earth

Basically the place of which most people reside

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:

by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021

The Person That Made Earth Day

haha funny

"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"

by spicy master September 28, 2020