Man Pop-Culture Law

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009
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Sad girl culture

Mostly consists of teens and children (9 - 16). As the name itself says these are girls who act sad. They glorify depression and anxiety as something quirky to have. They have zero understanding how these mental illnesses work therefore they can't even act like they've got it. Most of sad girls post videos on Tik Tok about how they've got no friends (which is mostly made up as they're the kind of popular girls in the schools they go to). You may have seen a sad girl on the internet posting glitchy effect simpson wallpapers, some lo-fi edits, tik tok videos about running from home, videos about preparing depressed aesthetic outfits or maybe even memes about how being depressed can change your life.
A- Hey have you seen my deep depression Tik Tok video? I've worked so hard on it I want to jump off a bridge lmao kill me

B- Yaaassssss queen you got it! Sad girl culture check! Hold up, where's the crying Bart Simpson sticker at?
by ttjapnjett September 21, 2020
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Cultural cul de sac

A person or persons who by their actions, words or utter lack of ethics or morals have denigrated themselves to the bottom of the bag, the cultural cul de sac.
The DNC has reached a new low, they really are the cultural cul de sac of our nation.
by thinkinman October 12, 2018
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The necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you've grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.
#1
- "Aren't you gonna eat that spanish ham?"
- "Oh sorry, I got this severe reverse food culture-shock, I'm hitting the toilet every 5 min. I so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now."

#2
- "Wait! You forget to take your phone with you."
- "Thanks, I better grab it cause I'll be in the bathroom for a while. You know, reverse food culture-shock."
by adry803 August 20, 2014
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The way in which the youth of today uses language to conenside with their cultures and beliefs.
A teen that listens to punk music may use some of the words and phrases that the artists may. For example: 'I don't care about the world'
by Sarah burnes February 19, 2005
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Meme about book "Culture of Critique" by Professor Kevin MacDonald which originated on discord and was popularised reddit.com, 4chan and a dozen of rightwing youtubers, including Milo, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes and James Allsup
- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- What is that?
- Great book by Kevin MacDonald
by JewsRock! August 11, 2018
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A movement that seeks to revive the religion,politics and all the culture of ancient Rome and replace modern culture with them, and think the only thing we need to keep is modern technology etc.
The people in the movement believe that the best way to live is like the ancient Romans.
He's in the Roman culture revival movement.
by Judge dredd7 September 20, 2011
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