Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

Positive Misgendering

positive misgendering.

using the wrong term, maam even if its a he/him or anything similar, or sir even if its a she/her or anything similar. this only applies if its in a joke and used purely for comedy, both sides must be comfortable and fine with this or else it's negative.

(male) person 1: show an example of positive misgendering.
person 2: maam, this is a Wendy's

by rgtthrdsewfrgb December 16, 2021

will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.

rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "

by jaypink April 6, 2022

positive

Positive isn't the same thing as happy, though a lot of people get them mixed up.

A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Nugget-position

A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.

My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.

by Free chicken nuggets January 28, 2022

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

SAME POSITION RELATIONS

IN COMMON other SAME TITLES in corporate , government, and n

on profits.

A SEXUAL innuendo that says both people are HOMOSEXUAL in orientation.

The levels in society of the comparison of two individuals.

The CEO of one corporation is related to the CEO of another corporation in many ways and they themselves can relate communicatively by the fact they are the SAME POSITION RELATIONS which can extrapolate to many other specific same positions.

I have been HOMOSEXUAL all my LIFE and other HOMOSEXUAL men have SAME POSITION RELATIONS as me because we know how this feels and how we act sexually.

One PEDOPHILE is just like another PEDOPHILE in how low they are valued by society and one PROFESSIONAL NBA is just like another PROFESSIONAL NBA in how high valued they are by society.

by METE MEAT MEET August 5, 2021