Batti flex

1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves

1) did u just touch up his ass...nasty ! batti flex!

2)cnt u just shut up u batti flex!

by Littlereddevil25 July 5, 2004

pussy flex

The act of flexing your vagina

Hey what's your fetish jerry?
Jerry: I love pussy flexing

by Rift Joos May 29, 2016

flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006

big dick flex

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.

*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*

by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

flex

smiply put, to roll a blunt

Give me a minute dog, I gotta flex this "L" real quick

by Native Slang December 9, 2008

suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.

Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi

by 613K January 1, 2011