If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Edging

What man city does in premier league, give other teams hope until the end and then take it away at the last moment.

City edged Arsenal for two consecutive seasons.

Klopp is tired of city’s edging and decided to leave liverpool.

by künaguero May 19, 2024

edge user

a human being who likes to gribble children and uses the shittiest browser in human history.

this dumb edge user is making me angry

by avtomat47 babushka October 3, 2023

Edge O Clock

Edge o clock means its time to edge

Guy 1: My Edge O Clock is going off

Guy 2: Its time to edge bro

by minimike_713922 December 9, 2023

edge pop

Overly edgy pop /hip hop subgenre usually mistakaken as rock or in some cases metal. Bands/artists iclude Insane Clown Posse, Lil Darkie, Ghost (most common example), Trippie Red, Ken Carson, Playboy Carti, ETC. Popular mainstream artists with an edgy and/or underground origin or fanbase. This was fed through TikTok wannabe metalheads labeling their favorite artists as metal or another hardcore or underground genre for popularity and/or fame.

Jim: “hey did you see that tiktok of a guy saying that ghost was a metal band?”
Jon: “yeah. It’s probably just another edge pop poser.”

by R.the.definer January 7, 2024

edge you later

Teen Slang that tik tok user @JustDede created on complete accident. Starting an amazing phrase among the tik tok community. Much respect.

“Hey man I got to get going” “Alright it was good seeing you, edge you later” “Yessir edge you later indeed.”

by Papa Patty January 27, 2024

Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.

In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021