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Arm Of Ed Paradox

The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.
That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy
by The Archiver April 25, 2022
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ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.
person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed
by ellacat November 13, 2020
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Rose Nordberg-ed

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact. To give someone a murderous look.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her breasts.
by Henry Abbott June 25, 2020
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George Wilson-ed

George Wilson-ed (verb)

When you are George Wilson-ed someone else pays your bill without your knowledge or your permission. Often it becomes a secret, covert, operation amongst friends

When we went out to dinner with George it was always a contest to see if you could beat him to pay the bill. Calling ahead or threatening your waitress is an approved technique. —- No waitress were ever harmed in this pursuit just HEAVILY TIPPED for their compliance.
I was having dinner with George and Pam tonight,. I tried to pick up the check and realized , I got George Wilson-ed when the waitress said “ your bill is paid”.
by KellyMazz August 20, 2021
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The Nick-ed Mile

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?
Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!
by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009
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getting 980'ed

When you whack a person in the face, breaking his/her eyeglasses and they ask you for a crazy sum of money as compensation. This is known as getting 980'ed.
Friend 1: I accidentally broke that dude's glasses and he asked me for 980 freaking dollars for that! Can you believe it?
Friend 2: Wow, you are totally getting 980'ed!
by NaughtyDawg69 January 6, 2022
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ed sheeran 2

one of quackitys good friends, he is ed sheeran 2
“hey have you heard of ed sheeran 2”
“yes, he is a really cool guy
by mr305bussy June 29, 2021
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