donut puncher

Someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.

As informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: "If you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card."

by Rob Sutherland September 23, 2005

dunking donut

a dunking donut (dunk-ing-doe-nut) is a proces of fully imersing your own or someone else's balls (testicles) into another persons anus.. the prosess is usually repeated 5-10 times and is said to be quite plesurable..

joe gave sally a dunking donut

by voodoo_shrunkenhead May 26, 2009

Glazed Donut

When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.

I gave her a glazed donut last night.

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

rasberry donut

when you punch your g-freind in the mouth until she bleeds then she sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth

by Bobby taylor May 14, 2003

Donut

Sales slang term meaning to not have any sales for the day.

Better get one on the board, yo! Warden is in a mood and is going to use his outside voice when he sees your donut!

by Some Yahoo September 17, 2004

Powdered Donut

The act of suffocating a gopher between two bodies (preferably one male and one female) mid-coitus and once said rodent has expired, shaving the sucker clean. The gopher is subsequently ejaculated on, covered in the jizz and rolled in freshly powdered cocaine. Finally the female is sodomized with the gopher.

"Yo girl! What be that white stuff on your legs?"
"Oh. That just be some nose candy. My mac daddy gave me the ol' Powdered Donut last night. I really like it."

by Sans dot! March 19, 2009

powdered donuts

what becomes of the corn starch you shoved down your crotch at the end of a very hot and humid day

Man its so freakin hot outside i was flinging powdered donuts on my wall when i got home last night!

by repoman71 July 25, 2015