back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003

bisexual door

A door that swings both ways........duh

"Dude you can push it!, its a bisexual door"
Dumbass - "EH?!, its a what-now!?
"It swings both ways!.........."
dumbass - "oh, that funny!"
"fag!"

by Bridgy February 22, 2006

back door art

tatoo on a woman's lower back, admired during back door sex.

I couldn't help but admire her back door art work while we went doggie style.

by sam63 February 29, 2008

doldrum

depressed, stagnant

I am feeling like a doldrum

by cel123456 March 22, 2014

getting your back door kicked in

the art of taking it up the arse.commonly referring to anal sex . hetro or homo .

dave mcguire loves getting his back door kicked in by Paul!

whats dave doing? - getting his back door kicked in !

let me kick your back door in you piece of shit!

you love getting your back door kicked in!

by nikstej February 12, 2009

Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.

dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...

by Slychub May 6, 2011

girl next door

You can look, but you can't touch.

Dude, the "girl next door" in your fantasy is my sister! Lay off!!!

by alex m. h. September 26, 2011