Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.
Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"
Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
by thinair421 April 16, 2010
Get the Six Million Dollar Textmug. Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017
Get the Five dollar douche bagmug. by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014
Get the two million dollar handjobmug. Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!
George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…
George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…
by Saww Con July 7, 2022
Get the a few cents short of a dollarmug. A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.
Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.
Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017
Get the 50 Dollar Rub Rubmug. by Teitorbig February 5, 2021
Get the silver dollar flat topmug. by Power476 April 1, 2021
Get the 20 dollar fortnite cardmug.