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Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020
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Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"
I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge
by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020
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《.7.9.7.6.》Doctor Sparta's Rx To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (b99) Windbreaker City《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》Doctor Sparta's Rx To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (b99) Windbreaker City《.7.9.7.6.》
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Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.
Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009
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Doctor who

Doctor who, otherwise known as a .2 of a gram.
by Big Jord April 25, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.
He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!
by Indigo93 February 20, 2021
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