Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023

Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

by K.O. February 19, 2021

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.

“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”

by your.local.windowframe February 1, 2021

internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.

A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?

by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011

Gamer depression

When you can't find any new fun games to play and therefore you just sit on your computer doing stuff like watching youtube while browsing for new games you can play. Mostly occurs during holidays

Ah, man. There's nothing to play, I'm so bored, I think I got the gamer depression

by ChangHongChing2002 February 24, 2020

Belgian depression

A phrase composed of two words:

1. Belgian
/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n/
adjective
relating to Belgium

2. depression
/dɪˈprɛʃn/
noun
feelings of severe despondency and dejection

It is a common mental health issue, most frequently occured inbetween forein students that come to Belgium for their exchange year.

P1: « Oh no, I think I got the belgian depression! »

by becksxx April 12, 2023