why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished
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Get the Dan Dufty mug.During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.
Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
by Sly cooter December 30, 2014
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
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