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dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips
Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups
by skankpuss September 5, 2020
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flippy whippy chips and dippy

A trick in the hit game Rocket League, in which the player uses air roll in the balls general direction, accidentally hitting it in the goal. Not to be confused with the standard Aerial shot, which is done on purpose.
All right boys, get ready for the Flippy Whippy Chips And Dippy!”
by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020
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Alice In Chains

1 of the big 4 grunge bands. Made some of the best fuckin bangers, featuring Layne Staley's amazing singing and Jerry Cantrell's amazing guitar skills. You may have heard some of they're songs like man in the box, them bones, would, down in a hole, nutshell and a shit ton more. Check out their unplugged, it's fuckin awesome. Alice in Chains and Nirvana are hands down my favorite grunge bands.
Yo dude have you listened to the album dirt?
Yeah man, Alice in Chains rocks!
by CSkyhawk May 19, 2021
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10,000 chains, $10,000

One who often visits family, friends and coworkers within a 125-mile radius of home or work, and habitually buys or leases used cars up to $10,000 subtotal.
I know how much visiting your loved ones means to you!

10,000 chains, $10,000!
by Ohio River East October 30, 2021
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Cute as chips

Look over there, the angry barman is shopping with his mom, that's cute as chips.
by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022
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zeta pledge chairs

A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.

Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.

Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.

The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.

The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 30, 2022
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