Chad

A country in the middle of northern africa. Kinda looks like johnny bravos head from the side.

Geography teacher: This week we will be talking about the country Chad.
Student1 to Student2: Bro, that looks like johnny bravo's head.

by OLIDAMAN November 30, 2020

Virgin Chad

A paradox, as a Virgin will never be a Chad, and a Chad will destroy any Virgin near him.
A Virgin Chad would implode in on itself

"He's such a Virgin Chad"
"Becky, you dumb bitch, that's literally impossible! Go read a fucking book"

by ChicNoodles October 22, 2019

The Chad Method

I don't have this problem you are having because I don't participate in it

"You're fighting with your girlfriend ... I just just use the Chad method and not have one. "

My car isn't broken down, because I don't own a car, the Chad method.

Japan Cyber-Security minister bans computers.
Japan unhackable, The Chad method.

My shoes are never untied because I use Velcro, the Chad method!

by The real Matte Black November 15, 2018

Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019

Chad 2.0

A dude who goes by the name chad cuz he wants to fit in with a crowd with other chads' he also wears black air force 1's as seen in comethazine's lyrics and he will beat your ass if you look at him for 1.0 milliseconds then look away and if you approach him in any type of way he ups the strap and pistol whips your baby momma, he's not one to fw, and if u dap him off he will fuh witchu later.

Innocent Bystander: *accidentally steps on the back of his black air force 1's"
Chad 2.0: *gets super offended* "say cuz don't fuh wih me like that"
Innocent Bystander: *looks at the shoes then starts running*
Chad 2.0: *pulls out the strap*

by MW2 Lobbies be like: September 14, 2019

Sweaty Chad

A Violent form of Teabagging in which The Chad Vigorously smears his sweaty cock on your face in anger.

After i put him down I gave him the Sweaty Chad

by ChadChadson March 23, 2017

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017