Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

Butthole Soliloquy

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.

"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."

by Isrulius February 3, 2017

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.

“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”

by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018

Butthole barbeque

Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.

Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"

by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

butthole voyage

The act of fucking someone in the ass and stretching the anal cavity so wide you could use it as a raft.

"I was banging her ass in the forest and a random bear appeared so i used her for a butthole voyage."

by THE_TrapLORD69 May 12, 2015