A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.
Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.
Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit
Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird
Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit
Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird
by Triniguy591 May 31, 2019
Get the Hurt Birdmug. 
1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine
2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010
Get the Bird pulpmug. The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.
by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016
Get the gummy birdingmug. when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017
Get the bird bathedmug. A term originating in Delaware County and now encompasses most of Philadelphia
Go Birds is a response to someone whom you don’t wish to speak with. It translates to fist yourself. A phrase popularized by Casey of the Preston and Steve Show on WMMR
Go Birds is a response to someone whom you don’t wish to speak with. It translates to fist yourself. A phrase popularized by Casey of the Preston and Steve Show on WMMR
Preston seeing Casey in the morning: “Good day mate”
Casey: (Thinking to himself god I hate this scab eating prick) “Go Birds”
Casey: (Thinking to himself god I hate this scab eating prick) “Go Birds”
by MrsPuggyWuggyHasASquareCutPunt September 26, 2019
Get the Go Birdsmug. by CmunDmun October 8, 2023
Get the Opium Birdmug.