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Awkward

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Awkward
by Snnsms August 31, 2022
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Cyber Awkward

Socially awkward, but in the form of online conversations or text.
Sorry I suck at starting conversations, I'm a bit cyber awkward
by ihateharrybautista May 5, 2019
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Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.
I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.
by Lawgin February 13, 2021
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awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .
i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom
by neon fist May 21, 2016
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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 17, 2014
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Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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Awkward Silence

an awesome bop by the even more awesome bois stray kids ! a chilly ubeat song that makes you feel like "wow! i for sure felt that !" thank you living legend christopher bang
me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do
by bug01 September 2, 2018
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